Too much?

I seem to be in a "more makeup is better" mode. Perhaps I read too many magazines while waiting for the phone for ring while working at HR Block. But recently I've decided that more foundation is better, more lipstick is better, (actually I discover lip gloss in addition to lipstick. Can you say shiny?) and more eye shadow is certainly better.

Now I theorize that in the past I haven't used enough. When on vacation in Alaska my powder tumbled all around in the suitcase and saturated the sponge applicator. When I went to put on the powder I decided that I hadn't used enough and the more was better.

Since that point I've experimented to see if more of other kinds of makeup are better. One Sunday after getting ready for church, I was wearing some green eye shadow. In fact, several shades of green. As I finished I turned to Lance and asked, "Am I wearing too much makeup for church?" Lance didn't even glance up as he says, "if you like it you should wear it"

Good boy, that's the right answer.